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My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
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He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
This baby is an asshole
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It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
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