New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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