Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I could make wine with my vomit
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
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girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
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Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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