I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
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I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
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All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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