Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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