You work out of a Hotel?
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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