come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
What a dumb baby whore.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Randomize