She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
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i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
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I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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