Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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