Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
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You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
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The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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