When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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