lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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