NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
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