youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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