I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Randomize
