honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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