i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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