Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
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The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
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Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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