You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
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Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
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What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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