It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
Randomize
