My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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