Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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