Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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