i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
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