Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
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