Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
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