Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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