I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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