bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
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I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Randomize