No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
You're a waste of cheezeits
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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