oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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