Are we in a gay sports bar?
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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