yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
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