Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
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