i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
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throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
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I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
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