Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
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He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
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It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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