in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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