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(402): View more from Nebraska

Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?

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(808): View more from Hawaii

Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD

(206): View more from Washington

Or, you could have used a condom

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(240): View more from Maryland

just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.

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(801): View more from Utah

Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.

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(415): View more from California

You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...

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(865): View more from Tennessee

Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

You slept on a pillow of digiorno

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(614): View more from Ohio

He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo

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