yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
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