NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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