someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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