Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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