: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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