You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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