But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I just found puke in my bra..
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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