Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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