Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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