my being single is dangerous.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
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Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
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He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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