The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
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Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
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Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Congratulations! We have a period
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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