He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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