the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
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I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
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That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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