Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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