white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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