Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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