i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
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Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
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In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best