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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  his penis was the training wheels of my sex life

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• (310): View more from California

  You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.

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• (949): View more from California

  I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...

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• (858): View more from California

  for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle

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• (281): View more from Texas

  I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on

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  Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?

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  It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras

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