Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(908): View more from New Jersey

ur plase or mine? lol

(1-908): View more from New Jersey

well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.

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(765): View more from Indiana

Why are you ignoring all of my texts?

(1-765): View more from Indiana

The power was out.

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(519): View more from Ontario

All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.

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(567): View more from Ohio

i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style

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(703): View more from Virginia

My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?

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(845): View more from New York

Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived

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(573): View more from Missouri

If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing

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(563): View more from Iowa

I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.

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(424): View more from California

at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went

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