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• (571): View more from Virginia

  Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..

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  this can't be going anywhere good

  (571): View more from Virginia

  nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\

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• (917): View more from New York City

  did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?

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  you mean faeutihaers?

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already

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• (805): View more from California

  WHY are the edges of my bra charred???

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• (713): View more from Texas

  We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  I was tackling you out of excitement

  (918): View more from Oklahoma

  Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.

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• (661): View more from California

  And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  foreskin is a definite game changer

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.

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• (971): View more from Oregon

  I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal

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