Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
High School Students Hilariously Rank Celebrities By Their Stank For Class Project
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
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Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.